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thoughts about morgan freeman

thehumanzee:

tonight i was watching the tele, and i noticed morgan freeman was in a new movie about an alcoholic old man in a wheel chair.

message to morgan freeman: what are you doing in a film about an alcoholic old man in a wheel chair? get out of your wheel chair and say, “fuck you-I’m morgan freeman. i don’t do old man in wheel chair films.  i will shoot you and then i will make documentaries about the universe and then live forever. i’m morgan freeman.”

this man does the single best Morgan Freeman impression I have ever heard in my life.

I think he’s a better Morgan Freeman than Morgan Freeman.